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"Software is like sex — it's better when it's free!" — Linus Torvalds "The real problem is that programmers have spent far too much time worrying about efficiency in the wrong places and at the wrong times; premature optimization is the root of all evil (or at least most of it) in programming." — Donald Knuth "Any sufficiently complicated C or Fortran program contains an ad hoc, informally-specified, bug-ridden, slow implementation of half of Common Lisp." — Greenspun's tenth rule "Make everything as simple as possible, but no simpler." — often attributed to Albert Einstein

"With great power comes great responsibility." — Spiderman

"A mathematician is a machine for turning coffee into theorems." — Alfréd Rényi (1921-1970)

'Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.' — Douglas Adams, from Mostly Harmless

"The only thing known to go faster than ordinary light is monarchy, according to the philosopher Ly Tin Wheedle. He reasoned like this: you can't have more than one king, and tradition demands that there is no gap between kings, so when a king dies the succession must therefore pass to the heir instantaneously. Presumably, he said, there must be some elementary particles – kingons, or possibly queons – that do this job, but of course succession sometimes fails if, in mid-flight, they strike an anti-particle, or republicon. His ambitious plans to use his discovery to send messages, involving the careful torturing of a small king in order to modulate the signal, were never fully expanded because, at that point, the bar closed." — Terry Pratchett, Mort